That's Why I am Worried

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A man was seen disappointed. His close friend asked him, ''What happened?''
He said, ''Today my son ran away from home.''
Then the friend said, ''Don't worry. When he finishes the stolen money, he will come back.''
And the man replied, ''That's why I am worried.''

May I Come in Sir?

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A teacher was checking the home assignments of students in the class. A student who had gone outside appeared at the gate.
Student: May I come in sir?
Teacher: ...{silent}
Student: May I come in sir?
Teacher: ........{silent, still checking assignments}
Student: Excuse me sir.
Teacher: {still not listening}
Then the student entered in the class and went near the teacher who was still busy in checking assignments.
Student: {nearly touching the ear of the teacher} Excuse me sir.
Teacher: {suddenly looking at the student} Yes.
Student: May I come in sir?
Teacher: Yes, come in.